Rules

The five rules that should not exist:

1. Don't color inside the lines.

2. Don't pee your pants - what if you're cold or someone is attacking you.

3. Don't drool.

4. The mail flag must go up with outgoing mail.

5. I have to fill out a deposit slip at the bank.

The five rules that should exist:

1. No judging people.

2. Only one car per person - sorry Leno.

3. Internet is a free service.

4. A person can only be on death row for one year - stop using taxpayers money!

5. Don't hit boys - "don't hit girls" is one sided.